Jesus, Morelli, you sound like you have PMS. You have to learn to lighten up a little. It's just a car alarm. You should be thanking me. I had it installed with my own money.

Janet Evanovich
Jesus, Morelli, you sound like you have PMS. You have...
Jesus, Morelli, you sound like you have PMS. You have...
Jesus, Morelli, you sound like you have PMS. You have...
Jesus, Morelli, you sound like you have PMS. You have...
About This Quote

The definition of PMS is “Premenstrual syndrome.” The nervous system of a woman becomes more sensitive to hormones just before her period, causing her to act irritable, overemotional, and sometimes aggressive at this time. The word “menses” means menstrual flow. So, when you get your car alarm, you should be thankful. Your car alarm was installed by someone else with their own money. That person may have been a good Samaritan but they were not being paid to install it.

Source: One For The Money

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